Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Know your town's networks

Living on the Faroe Islands helped taught me the importance of informal conversation and interaction in business. Business isn't the big sale and best offer on the table. Business is a chunky concept, but the two corner stones for business is managing your professional work's relationship with the public, and making your profession a profitable one. Looking back, it is clear there are differences in both cornerstones when America and Scandinavia are compared and companies that try to enter from one market to the other can experience difficulties in managing relationships and profits. Here are some fine details any business should keep in mind.

Work ethics in blue collared jobs are radically different. For the Dane in America, some sound advice is sorely needed. Any stereotypes of lazy teamsters you carry with you will fail you when it comes time to start production. Americans are hard working individuals who want to provide for their families and with the current economic environment, competition for work is fierce. Asking an employee to slow down and take a break can cause friction. Worse still if you take it easy as a foreman, manager or director; if you are visibly driven to meeting your goals, your employees with slowly loose respect for you and in the end, resent you a tad little bit. American workers may work hard for the money, but take pride in their work and you need to show faith in what the company is doing. Just as important for an American in Scandinavia, pushing people to work faster and perform better will more likely result in a strike than increased production. Rules and ethics are well defined by the work-unions and it is hard to fire someone for under performance. The work ethic is more formal and requires you to use more time to consider your position with care than in America. That said, nominal results are the best guide in deciding if someone needs to be let go or kept on board.

Work relations over beer is a bit of common ground between Scandinavia and America, but keep in mind to how much business in done over a glass of beer. Business lunches are out right common, but don't order that beer if you are in America. You need to return to work afterwards and it is frowned upon to drink before you clock out. There are exceptions at the executive level; informal business is done on the golf course and a bit of brandy isn't uncommon at the club house, but this is rare if the interpersonal relationship is all business. A glass of beer is more common when you leave the office with your co-workers or the guy you think is good for a conversation and also happens to have a great project you want to get your hands on. Again, we are focused on the interpersonal relationship between you and your drinking buddy. In all other occasions, you need to abstain from 'Den Grønne'. The case is different in Scandinavia. It is actually common to enjoy a bottle of beer, or few, at lunch and chat a bit. If you want to your negotiations to take on a relaxed tone, invite your perspective partners or clients to a café, enjoy a light lunch a offer a round of beer.

Formality is a tripping point for many. There are dress codes and then there are dress codes. Individual style has a greater foothold in Scandinavia, because businesses are focusing more on your production, not your personal stylistic tastes. It was common for my managers to wear a pair of blue jeans with a button down shirt. The executives would wear sports jackets as often as suit jackets. It is completely acceptable to come to a formal meeting wearing slacks, suit jacket and no tie. In the US, the situation is far different. Dress codes put employees in uniforms. A tie is always a must and more often than not, a white shirt with black dress suit and shoes are required. If you know the Mærsk company well, you can compare the dress codes in that one Danish company with most large corporations in America and see little difference. Before stepping on that flight, make sure you can meet the dress code of most companies. They enforce it even on partners to protect their professional image.

These are some rules of thumb for the cornerstone of business that represents your relationships in business. A good lawyer will help you sort out the second stone, but business relations is all on you partner.

- Servus

Be careful not to insult a cop

My experience with the police in Denmark hasn't been outright friendly. They are nosy, bossy and rather impolite, but drop any ideas of complaining to the department. They are protected by law and can demand you answer questions that are otherwise private on the spot. If you refuse, for example, to give them your name, they can detain you, without a right to be put before a judge, until you tell them what your name is. They can arrest you if you offend them. They can stop you and lie about why they stopped you, just because. And the population is okay with that. There is a certain submission to authority in Denmark, and a certain sense of authority over others. If a psychologist says you are a and b and you feel you are b and c instead, the psychologist can add d to your file and make a and b stick. If you act according to b and c, the psychologist can add e to your file and prescribe a treatment for a and b, and e and d. Point is, you can end up not being allowed to define yourself, be told how you are supposed to act sick, and depending on your point of view, be punished for being yourself instead of what a psychologist says you are. The authority of the psychologist in this case comes from a degree the state recognizes. Of course it is over simplification and doesn't apply to every case or happen every day. It is a way of depicting the extent of authority and nature of it in Denmark. If you earn a degree, you are given authority that cannot be challenged without difficulty. With it comes a certain arrogance.

In the case of a police officer, it can be difficult to shake an officer. If an officer thinks you are a criminal, your time is going to be wasted by this officer when ever the two of you run into each other. It is like a cold you can never really shake off. If something bad in town happens, the officer might come to see you, in the middle of say, a lecture at a college that you need to note down for your finals. An officer in Denmark can easily become a bully without any course of appeal for relief as long as they stay within a set of defined administrative actions.

When you meet an officer, be exceedingly polite. Say nothing if you can, but for gods sake, smile! Say nothing offensive and show your love for Denmark. If you don't consent to any searches, you are going to be searched anyways and be on that officers 'best buddies' list.

- Servus

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Friday, October 12, 2012

I can do it all....except that little detail

Okay. Let me start off by building myself up with a bit of bragging.

I am a North Atlantic - North American business relations consultant.
I am a Scandinavian business relations consultant.
I am a Communications consultant.
I am a Logistics analyst.
I love Physics and Astrophysics and study Biology at the national university on the Faroe Islands.
I can explain entropy to a 10 year old in a way the kid understands.
As an autodidact, I have studied...

  • Organizational Theory
  • Regional Cultures and Languages
  • Human Relations
  • Economics
  • Leadership Skills
  • Advanced Mathematics
  • Policy Studies
  • International Laws for
    • War
    • Trade
    • Space

I speak three languages and understand five.

Now that I built myself up, I can cut myself down.

I, the smart ass up there, cannot for my life understand Acid Base titration or Acid Base relations.
A concept kids half my age understand without a problem.

As soon as I hit Brønsten-Lawry, I loose it. I memorized the relations, but this one little chemical reaction. I just can't relate what I memorized to how NaOH enters into the equation and changes the concentrations in a predictable way.

Seriously, is there anyone that can help me out here?


CH_3 OOH (Downarrow) + H_2 O (uparrow) %Ux2194 CH_3 OO^-` + H_3 O^+`
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NaOH + CH_3 OOH (Downarrow) + H_2 O (uparrow) %Ux2194 CH_3 OO^-` + left ( binom{H_3 O}{OH^-`}  right )  + Na^+`
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H_3 O + OH^+` = 2H_2 O
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NaOH(uparrow) + CH_3 OOH (Downarrow) + H_2 O %Ux2194 CH_3 OO^-` + Na^+` + 2H_2 O
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NaOH(uparrow) + CH_3 OOH (Downarrow) %Ux2194 CH_3 OO^-` + Na^+` + H_2 O